I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
I find it pretty hilarious that a girl I hate very much is actually scared of me because of how much I hate her.
Then again, she is like a 5 foot 17 year old, but still. She literally told my roommate that she doesn’t know why I hate her…
Uhhhh, maybe it’s because you pretty much put your vag on a golden platter and offered it to my boyfriend. I’d say that’s a pretty good reason, even though he declined. Lmao. Dumb bitches these days. You’d think after the guy gets you pregnant, that girls would realize, “oh they’re starting a family together, maybe I should back off.”
Dumb bitches, forever a problem in my life.
i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Sometimes while she’s eating, she’ll atop sucking, stare at me into my eyes, and just s t a r e . Then she’ll make this noise like mmmmMmmMm (the uppercase M represents a raise in pitch), and then she starts eating again while maintaining eye contact. And she NEVER BLINKS.
She’s hilarious. I love her.
*Lies down, covers self in blanket, closes eyes.*